Thursday, April 28, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Fight fight again !
To strive for , I will not be frustrated under ! there must be straight or curved , there must come down , how can people not experiencing the growth wave , I will rise to the challenge , I believe there will be another dawn darkness ! Before the arrival of dawn is not hard struggle, be patient , the opportunity is for those who are prepared ! I will try it!
I'm gone
quietly I take my leave As quietly as I came , a wave of the sleeves, pack up . Love to love the warmth of home , although some could not bear to be home more appealing to me. comrades goodbye.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Happy to work seven fables
The first is
a Laolv, fell into the trap of an abandoned, the deep, there to climb. Owner to see if it is Laolv, too lazy to save it, make it there on their own. The donkey started giving up hope of survival, a day also continue to trap people inside the trash. It stands to reason Laolv should be very angry, it should be every day to complain that he fell into the trap of bad luck, its owners do not want it, even if the dead do not let it die feel better, every day there are so many junk thrown in next to it. But one day, it decided to change their attitude, it rubbish every day your feet stepped on, find the leftovers from the garbage to keep their own lives, rather than being overwhelmed by spam. Finally one day, it returned to the ground.
happy work suggests that: no matter how unsatisfactory reality, we can slowly accumulate. In many cases, that attitude is everything, with the right attitude, you can pressure into motivation to succeed, the stage. The second is
have visitors walking in the desert, suddenly appeared behind a group of wolves, chasing him to be rushed to the bite. He was shocked, desperate rush for the life of the party. When the wolf will catch up with him, he saw in front of I do not know how deep the well mouth, desperate to jump down. Mended that the well is not only no water, there are many poisonous snakes, to see the food right at your fingertips, head tongue, eager to be quoted item. He was shocked absence, the wild can reach out and want to catch something life-saving thing, actually can not think of days from people willing to give him well caught in the middle of a cross sticking out of the trees, at his stable in the air. Ever since there are wolves, there are poisonous snakes, but the man caught up in a dilemma, although desperate, but still being safe. Sigh of relief in his moment of abnormal sound strange to his ears passed. He looked aghast tracks the sound, wits to find a group of big rats are the sharp teeth biting the roots, which help the tree is no more time. Moment to moment in this life and death, he saw the front of the leaf with a drop of honey, and he forgot the wolf above, the following venomous snakes, but also forget about the rats gnaw the trees, close your eyes out tongue, and serve to taste that drop of honey.
Happy Working Tip: At first glance the story, think of this story is that everyone understood the meaning of But thinking, however, more positive meaning from the top of another layer of speaking, in life, we will encounter many difficulties, some of the difficulties of the past, some difficulties are the future, our present task is to solve every now and can be solved The problem, for access to every opportunity we can get. The third is
two young men with mountains, a stone to stone Zacheng transported to the roadside, people who sell housing; one is transported to the terminal directly to the rocks, Hangzhou bird traders to sell. Because stone is bizarre here, he thought to sell better than the weight of selling style. 3 years later, he became the first Murakami, tile-roofed house was built in person. In his own study notes and write down one sentence: To search for different strengths with others. Later, not Xukai Shan, we can only plant trees, then into the orchard here. Every autumn, the mountains and plains of the pear attracted customers all directions, they pile into a basket of pears into the basket to transported to Beijing and Shanghai, and then sent to South Korea and Japan. Because here's pear, Zhinong Roucui, pure taste incomparable. Pear in Murakami's man the day off brought cheered when he sold the stone fruit growers that sell fruit trees started growing willow. Because he found the merchants to worry about here than to pick a good pear, pears Sheng Zhichou buy baskets, 5 years later, he became the first person to buy a house in the city. He also notes in his study and write down a word: first in the other mining market demand. Still later, a railway runs through the north and south from here, here, people on the bus, you can north to Beijing, south Kowloon. Small village outside world, farmers are also selling fruit from a single start to talk about fruit processing and market development. Some people began to raise funds to set up factories in the time that the edge of a farm village in the puzzle of the pike of his 3-meter, meter-long wall. This pile wall to the railway, according to the back Cui Liu, flanked by endless acres pear. After train people here, enjoying the full bloom of the pear, it will suddenly see the four characters: Coca-Cola. It is said to only five hundred in the mountains in an advertisement, that the masters of the wall by the crib crib wall, the first out of the small village, because he has 4 million in additional annual revenue. He again wrote the above sentence in the study notes: If you can exclude competition, and you certainly can become the biggest winner.
happy working Hint: not so much that he is a genius business person, as that he is a person good at learning and summarize. Business world, so much the ones devour the small, fast fish eat slow fish, fish as it is clever stupid fish. Often comes from the constant and wise summary, learning and innovation. Work can be science, has to grow naturally more likely to be happy at work.
fourth, an old man on a train traveling at high speed, careless just bought the new shoes out the window one, feel sorry for the people around, but, once the first old man two shoes, threw it down from the window. This move even more surprised. The old men explained: and sometimes for others to do the wedding dress has a unique sense of accomplishment, and we will win you more friends. This naturally makes your work much happier. This is the Want people to do something for themselves but also think about what they can do it for others! Establish effective interpersonal relationships are often able to bring you great energy.
a fifth is a very old carpenter to retire, he told his boss: he wants to leave the building, and then with his wife and family to enjoy the comfortable life . Although he also misses this time, fairly good salary, but he still felt the need for retirement, life without money is decent! Boss is a bit reluctant to leave such a good carpenter, so I hope he can before leaving, and then cover a house to have a personal style. Although carpenter said yes, but can be found this time he did not really care to build a house. He hastily with the poor quality of materials, put the cover of the room. When completed, the boss came, by the way also checked the house, and then the door key to the carpenter, said: it! Also a little embarrassing! If he knew this room was his own, he will use the best materials, with the most sophisticated technology to cover it. Now, however, he has created for himself an irreparable regret.
happy working Hint: any time a wise man served his company as his own company in general. This is certainly not self-deception, but smart people know that only with such a sense of ownership, he was able to maximize the learning from the work to be able to maximize the benefit to be able to maximize the joy of work to do. the sixth is
a father came home from work late, tired and irritated him, found that 5-year-old son against the door waiting for him. to buy those silly toy, then give me back to your room and bed, think about why you are being so selfish. I work long hard hours every day not have time and your childish games. child safety back to his room and shut the door. Father sat down and was still angry. After a child, he calmed down. Began to think, maybe he aggravation of a child - and perhaps what kids really want to buy something useful, to say that he rarely had money. Father went into the children's room: some fragmentary notes and slowly counting. dinner together. the performance of human stupidity. Concerned about the work and achievements, while also concerned about the feelings and family, it makes your heart more balanced, and work seem more meaningful.
seventh gold is
have a team walking in the desert, we all trudged in pain, walking only one person happy. Someone asked: We can do a ...
contentment.
a Laolv, fell into the trap of an abandoned, the deep, there to climb. Owner to see if it is Laolv, too lazy to save it, make it there on their own. The donkey started giving up hope of survival, a day also continue to trap people inside the trash. It stands to reason Laolv should be very angry, it should be every day to complain that he fell into the trap of bad luck, its owners do not want it, even if the dead do not let it die feel better, every day there are so many junk thrown in next to it. But one day, it decided to change their attitude, it rubbish every day your feet stepped on, find the leftovers from the garbage to keep their own lives, rather than being overwhelmed by spam. Finally one day, it returned to the ground.
happy work suggests that: no matter how unsatisfactory reality, we can slowly accumulate. In many cases, that attitude is everything, with the right attitude, you can pressure into motivation to succeed, the stage. The second is
have visitors walking in the desert, suddenly appeared behind a group of wolves, chasing him to be rushed to the bite. He was shocked, desperate rush for the life of the party. When the wolf will catch up with him, he saw in front of I do not know how deep the well mouth, desperate to jump down. Mended that the well is not only no water, there are many poisonous snakes, to see the food right at your fingertips, head tongue, eager to be quoted item. He was shocked absence, the wild can reach out and want to catch something life-saving thing, actually can not think of days from people willing to give him well caught in the middle of a cross sticking out of the trees, at his stable in the air. Ever since there are wolves, there are poisonous snakes, but the man caught up in a dilemma, although desperate, but still being safe. Sigh of relief in his moment of abnormal sound strange to his ears passed. He looked aghast tracks the sound, wits to find a group of big rats are the sharp teeth biting the roots, which help the tree is no more time. Moment to moment in this life and death, he saw the front of the leaf with a drop of honey, and he forgot the wolf above, the following venomous snakes, but also forget about the rats gnaw the trees, close your eyes out tongue, and serve to taste that drop of honey.
Happy Working Tip: At first glance the story, think of this story is that everyone understood the meaning of But thinking, however, more positive meaning from the top of another layer of speaking, in life, we will encounter many difficulties, some of the difficulties of the past, some difficulties are the future, our present task is to solve every now and can be solved The problem, for access to every opportunity we can get. The third is
two young men with mountains, a stone to stone Zacheng transported to the roadside, people who sell housing; one is transported to the terminal directly to the rocks, Hangzhou bird traders to sell. Because stone is bizarre here, he thought to sell better than the weight of selling style. 3 years later, he became the first Murakami, tile-roofed house was built in person. In his own study notes and write down one sentence: To search for different strengths with others. Later, not Xukai Shan, we can only plant trees, then into the orchard here. Every autumn, the mountains and plains of the pear attracted customers all directions, they pile into a basket of pears into the basket to transported to Beijing and Shanghai, and then sent to South Korea and Japan. Because here's pear, Zhinong Roucui, pure taste incomparable. Pear in Murakami's man the day off brought cheered when he sold the stone fruit growers that sell fruit trees started growing willow. Because he found the merchants to worry about here than to pick a good pear, pears Sheng Zhichou buy baskets, 5 years later, he became the first person to buy a house in the city. He also notes in his study and write down a word: first in the other mining market demand. Still later, a railway runs through the north and south from here, here, people on the bus, you can north to Beijing, south Kowloon. Small village outside world, farmers are also selling fruit from a single start to talk about fruit processing and market development. Some people began to raise funds to set up factories in the time that the edge of a farm village in the puzzle of the pike of his 3-meter, meter-long wall. This pile wall to the railway, according to the back Cui Liu, flanked by endless acres pear. After train people here, enjoying the full bloom of the pear, it will suddenly see the four characters: Coca-Cola. It is said to only five hundred in the mountains in an advertisement, that the masters of the wall by the crib crib wall, the first out of the small village, because he has 4 million in additional annual revenue. He again wrote the above sentence in the study notes: If you can exclude competition, and you certainly can become the biggest winner.
happy working Hint: not so much that he is a genius business person, as that he is a person good at learning and summarize. Business world, so much the ones devour the small, fast fish eat slow fish, fish as it is clever stupid fish. Often comes from the constant and wise summary, learning and innovation. Work can be science, has to grow naturally more likely to be happy at work.
fourth, an old man on a train traveling at high speed, careless just bought the new shoes out the window one, feel sorry for the people around, but, once the first old man two shoes, threw it down from the window. This move even more surprised. The old men explained: and sometimes for others to do the wedding dress has a unique sense of accomplishment, and we will win you more friends. This naturally makes your work much happier. This is the Want people to do something for themselves but also think about what they can do it for others! Establish effective interpersonal relationships are often able to bring you great energy.
a fifth is a very old carpenter to retire, he told his boss: he wants to leave the building, and then with his wife and family to enjoy the comfortable life . Although he also misses this time, fairly good salary, but he still felt the need for retirement, life without money is decent! Boss is a bit reluctant to leave such a good carpenter, so I hope he can before leaving, and then cover a house to have a personal style. Although carpenter said yes, but can be found this time he did not really care to build a house. He hastily with the poor quality of materials, put the cover of the room. When completed, the boss came, by the way also checked the house, and then the door key to the carpenter, said: it! Also a little embarrassing! If he knew this room was his own, he will use the best materials, with the most sophisticated technology to cover it. Now, however, he has created for himself an irreparable regret.
happy working Hint: any time a wise man served his company as his own company in general. This is certainly not self-deception, but smart people know that only with such a sense of ownership, he was able to maximize the learning from the work to be able to maximize the benefit to be able to maximize the joy of work to do. the sixth is
a father came home from work late, tired and irritated him, found that 5-year-old son against the door waiting for him. to buy those silly toy, then give me back to your room and bed, think about why you are being so selfish. I work long hard hours every day not have time and your childish games. child safety back to his room and shut the door. Father sat down and was still angry. After a child, he calmed down. Began to think, maybe he aggravation of a child - and perhaps what kids really want to buy something useful, to say that he rarely had money. Father went into the children's room: some fragmentary notes and slowly counting. dinner together. the performance of human stupidity. Concerned about the work and achievements, while also concerned about the feelings and family, it makes your heart more balanced, and work seem more meaningful.
seventh gold is
have a team walking in the desert, we all trudged in pain, walking only one person happy. Someone asked: We can do a ...
contentment.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Send this post has been laughable before the landlord
Was possible to eat eat KFC
yesterday, came in behind me like a pair of children couple, watch them eat a lot of points, then sat down next to me.
sat down, buried the girl began to Mengchi, as if hungry for several days, the way the boys one by one to nibbling French fries, as if there is something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, move forward together a compact, very seriously asked: the boy asked: holding a chicken in one hand and burgers, think the boys look at her, and then pause to suck, and then looked at the poor boy and whispered: including people laugh, the boy was helpless, and quickly said: with the elevator. More people to the 10th floor when the base was full. To the 8th floor, the elevator stopped, a man wanted to come in the most foreigners outside the station, said: To the 6th floor, there MM want to go, foreigners back and squeeze, said:
lamb how to say a few days ago we
faster year-old daughter that English words back, saying that after a good back there to eat chocolate to her, her high spirits, so things by the book to back up: chicken chick chick, duck duck duck, dog puppy dog, pig pig pig, lamb lamb lamb lamb ... ... ... ... lamb lamb how to say it?
mm just pick up the water, watching the web side staring at the outlet of water dispenser, said:
One day, took a friend to receive the free iced coffee coupons, happily came to snack bar.
pull the door, how not to open, a hard, pulling the door handle broke ... ... the rise, the door reads: Please use the other door. Embarrassment, the people open the door from the inside, said: shop ... ... Park. third-class transaction
a girl make a small case, writing on the blackboard the teacher called out to turn around and say: The man continued his speech, the teacher back: There are times in history class, sleeping next to my table, and suddenly we are very excited to say that history teacher, I suddenly awakened the students, listening happily said to me: br> no way further and further
boss is illiterate, so I can help him write a paper, called me in the past, said:
admire Lu Xun: the world would have been way more people walking, there is no the way - grew more and more profound! no way you say it loud noise farther? to right.
did not think he actually said: in terms of others, not that there is no way yet? is called on everyone to move forward ah! I understand that right? deep, put it than we teachers also through. We are a large group of students walking in the streets, students A and B two boring to argue about who was faster, and finally decided to street race.
the order they started to rush, poor B Paode Man points his side in the back of a hurry to chase side shouting . Followed by a large group of passers-by saw the chase, and that B is a thief's. A poor run
not have gas to go back. Unfortunately, this year, we have increased the quality.
subtitles very honest
a D version of the film, the translation of people, especially honest, often subtitles say Your name
us
teacher teacher surnamed Yu, long two big buck teeth reason that we call her abalone. Usually go home and the old saying hand and said: Day his wife said to me: Sugar handed his hands. Son shook his head and said:
his wife: do not know what to eat, suddenly fierce hiccups.
phone rings, a female colleague asked me to call it. Breath, not out of the atmosphere, voices are also small. They failed to Biezhu, belched, because it is hard simmering, so thin and sharp!
colleagues talk this time was: I asked him not to, he resigned look and said: is to learn, the opposite is to look at video.
result, throwing 17 times a row are positive. Finally, the brother angrily threw the coins on the bed and said: Fan Jianqiang, my name surface no personality, you may wish to read in turn, will remember me!
find is that I have time I do
bus from the back door of the car, I will stand ready to buy a ticket in one hand and also take a thing, did not catch anything, in my money when the car suddenly come to a screeching halt, and the poor rushed to the front door I look out the back door near the driver's position, and fell a octree Yang, who was in the car (though not many) are looking at me, straining to hold back live did not laugh, I had an idea, the driver said: Only one elderly man Kandian, I am worried old man did not understand English, so I go to ask: said:
call me and my sister to call a taxi.
sister: T-shirt, blue skirt. SMS: to work secretly to see. etc. A mother after work off the TV, then TV cover tidy.
A mother later found his tactics. So the first thing is to touch the TV work ass hot not hot .
A follow-up work so the addition of a process: the TV with a fan blowing cool.
this day, poor TV A cold wind, covered with cover, pick up the books, like learning to do. Results A mother The first thing to go home to - touch fans.
I was eating dinner in the hotel, I during which the emergency, the waiter told me with enthusiasm: You can go across the public toilets, we and they have agreed to that you say you are 'eating'! thoroughly discredited: respond rapidly to mid-pig thought he was born, and immediately optimistic. a life I regret the words loudly and excitedly blurted out: I am a pig! it? My wallet dorm room, you see, this is my student ID, first charge you here do. I want to eat a bowl of noodles at noon. friends are talking, looking at me. and saw that he took Cazui is a ***! is Whisper of the thin silk daily! not understand is, I also removed the outside packaging of pink a!
spider what flavor?
few days ago, I sat in her husband motorcycle, in order to debate a question I cried. Suddenly, I feel something in your mouth, a bite, sweet coconut flavor. fine Fine I thought, last year definitely did not eat coconut 1 ah. So Barry mouth to pull out of the residue. a look at a spider.
the original taste of the spider is a coconut!
father in my home < br> I saw a child sitting in front of play, a middle-aged man asked him: that students, please answer this question. So to answer the 53 students. out ... ...
lost a cactus
child Amoy. on the wall, no Ba Zhu, fell to a cactus and sat down, the pots are sitting broken ... ... light pull to pull a thorn PM .
understand one day, I went to Carrefour. checkout when two foreign friends in front of me, the clerk asked:
once went home from the 5th floor, 4th floor, grandmother, in the staircase that was abandoned corner rubber cement. pinch, soft, very happy. to play with over there, and also pinched a personal Even the shape.
ran back after a very proud mother called the next to see my work. I saw my mother to see my work on a pale, screaming: nothing to do you play dog feces!
What to eat at a noodle shop
eat, the rice slowly I'm hungry, and finally tempted Paizhuo Howling, wanted to say I do not put on the table and flip the noodle, the results say: ! I put on the table, do not eat rice noodle! head.
crew laughing. I am not react.
D
noon cooking meat, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: simply do not squeeze up front. We had to brush the card at the front door, back door on the train, can be too many people in the car, the back door can not make it up.
Thus, the driver with us to discuss Big Brother: launch vehicles, slowly open the car behind you with that running. All in front of the car to go backward, the back door suddenly make a big a place. At this point, the driver greeted us proudly brother: friends in the bridal chamber after what happened]
friends got his wish to marry a man with a beautiful Nvwang.
bridal wedding night, they undressed each other for the soulful manner.
the groom said: I have a few little secret to tell you, please do not surprised.
privacy since you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my little secret. , and I was born to see the whole bald groom
a daze staring at his bald head,
bride active frank: but not surprised: Then the groom said: that the wrinkles on my face is done;
bride paused,
After a child to say:
groom to be so the whole side off his coat and saying: ... ... under the greatest determination.
yesterday, came in behind me like a pair of children couple, watch them eat a lot of points, then sat down next to me.
sat down, buried the girl began to Mengchi, as if hungry for several days, the way the boys one by one to nibbling French fries, as if there is something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, move forward together a compact, very seriously asked: the boy asked: holding a chicken in one hand and burgers, think the boys look at her, and then pause to suck, and then looked at the poor boy and whispered: including people laugh, the boy was helpless, and quickly said: with the elevator. More people to the 10th floor when the base was full. To the 8th floor, the elevator stopped, a man wanted to come in the most foreigners outside the station, said: To the 6th floor, there MM want to go, foreigners back and squeeze, said:
lamb how to say a few days ago we
faster year-old daughter that English words back, saying that after a good back there to eat chocolate to her, her high spirits, so things by the book to back up: chicken chick chick, duck duck duck, dog puppy dog, pig pig pig, lamb lamb lamb lamb ... ... ... ... lamb lamb how to say it?
mm just pick up the water, watching the web side staring at the outlet of water dispenser, said:
One day, took a friend to receive the free iced coffee coupons, happily came to snack bar.
pull the door, how not to open, a hard, pulling the door handle broke ... ... the rise, the door reads: Please use the other door. Embarrassment, the people open the door from the inside, said: shop ... ... Park. third-class transaction
a girl make a small case, writing on the blackboard the teacher called out to turn around and say: The man continued his speech, the teacher back: There are times in history class, sleeping next to my table, and suddenly we are very excited to say that history teacher, I suddenly awakened the students, listening happily said to me: br> no way further and further
boss is illiterate, so I can help him write a paper, called me in the past, said:
admire Lu Xun: the world would have been way more people walking, there is no the way - grew more and more profound! no way you say it loud noise farther? to right.
did not think he actually said: in terms of others, not that there is no way yet? is called on everyone to move forward ah! I understand that right? deep, put it than we teachers also through. We are a large group of students walking in the streets, students A and B two boring to argue about who was faster, and finally decided to street race.
the order they started to rush, poor B Paode Man points his side in the back of a hurry to chase side shouting . Followed by a large group of passers-by saw the chase, and that B is a thief's. A poor run
not have gas to go back. Unfortunately, this year, we have increased the quality.
subtitles very honest
a D version of the film, the translation of people, especially honest, often subtitles say Your name
us
teacher teacher surnamed Yu, long two big buck teeth reason that we call her abalone. Usually go home and the old saying hand and said: Day his wife said to me: Sugar handed his hands. Son shook his head and said:
his wife: do not know what to eat, suddenly fierce hiccups.
phone rings, a female colleague asked me to call it. Breath, not out of the atmosphere, voices are also small. They failed to Biezhu, belched, because it is hard simmering, so thin and sharp!
colleagues talk this time was: I asked him not to, he resigned look and said: is to learn, the opposite is to look at video.
result, throwing 17 times a row are positive. Finally, the brother angrily threw the coins on the bed and said: Fan Jianqiang, my name surface no personality, you may wish to read in turn, will remember me!
find is that I have time I do
bus from the back door of the car, I will stand ready to buy a ticket in one hand and also take a thing, did not catch anything, in my money when the car suddenly come to a screeching halt, and the poor rushed to the front door I look out the back door near the driver's position, and fell a octree Yang, who was in the car (though not many) are looking at me, straining to hold back live did not laugh, I had an idea, the driver said: Only one elderly man Kandian, I am worried old man did not understand English, so I go to ask: said:
call me and my sister to call a taxi.
sister: T-shirt, blue skirt. SMS: to work secretly to see. etc. A mother after work off the TV, then TV cover tidy.
A mother later found his tactics. So the first thing is to touch the TV work ass hot not hot .
A follow-up work so the addition of a process: the TV with a fan blowing cool.
this day, poor TV A cold wind, covered with cover, pick up the books, like learning to do. Results A mother The first thing to go home to - touch fans.
I was eating dinner in the hotel, I during which the emergency, the waiter told me with enthusiasm: You can go across the public toilets, we and they have agreed to that you say you are 'eating'! thoroughly discredited: respond rapidly to mid-pig thought he was born, and immediately optimistic. a life I regret the words loudly and excitedly blurted out: I am a pig! it? My wallet dorm room, you see, this is my student ID, first charge you here do. I want to eat a bowl of noodles at noon. friends are talking, looking at me. and saw that he took Cazui is a ***! is Whisper of the thin silk daily! not understand is, I also removed the outside packaging of pink a!
spider what flavor?
few days ago, I sat in her husband motorcycle, in order to debate a question I cried. Suddenly, I feel something in your mouth, a bite, sweet coconut flavor. fine Fine I thought, last year definitely did not eat coconut 1 ah. So Barry mouth to pull out of the residue. a look at a spider.
the original taste of the spider is a coconut!
father in my home < br> I saw a child sitting in front of play, a middle-aged man asked him: that students, please answer this question. So to answer the 53 students. out ... ...
lost a cactus
child Amoy. on the wall, no Ba Zhu, fell to a cactus and sat down, the pots are sitting broken ... ... light pull to pull a thorn PM .
understand one day, I went to Carrefour. checkout when two foreign friends in front of me, the clerk asked:
once went home from the 5th floor, 4th floor, grandmother, in the staircase that was abandoned corner rubber cement. pinch, soft, very happy. to play with over there, and also pinched a personal Even the shape.
ran back after a very proud mother called the next to see my work. I saw my mother to see my work on a pale, screaming: nothing to do you play dog feces!
What to eat at a noodle shop
eat, the rice slowly I'm hungry, and finally tempted Paizhuo Howling, wanted to say I do not put on the table and flip the noodle, the results say: ! I put on the table, do not eat rice noodle! head.
crew laughing. I am not react.
D
noon cooking meat, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: simply do not squeeze up front. We had to brush the card at the front door, back door on the train, can be too many people in the car, the back door can not make it up.
Thus, the driver with us to discuss Big Brother: launch vehicles, slowly open the car behind you with that running. All in front of the car to go backward, the back door suddenly make a big a place. At this point, the driver greeted us proudly brother: friends in the bridal chamber after what happened]
friends got his wish to marry a man with a beautiful Nvwang.
bridal wedding night, they undressed each other for the soulful manner.
the groom said: I have a few little secret to tell you, please do not surprised.
privacy since you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my little secret. , and I was born to see the whole bald groom
a daze staring at his bald head,
bride active frank: but not surprised: Then the groom said: that the wrinkles on my face is done;
bride paused,
After a child to say:
groom to be so the whole side off his coat and saying: ... ... under the greatest determination.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Can not eat food with
Now feel everything you eat, still have to pay attention to Caixing ah ~!
avoid saccharin ---- eggs with food poisoning and death.
avoid tofu with fresh honey ---- deafness. ----
with fresh pig's blood kelp avoid constipation.
Avoid potatoes with fresh banana ---- Health and freckles. (Can not just eat a banana next time ~!)
Beef with fresh inflation bogey ---- dead brown sugar.
dog food is the same bogey ---- dead eel.
avoid snail meat food product with food ---- Complex expansion.
---- celery avoid rabbits off the hair with the food. (Avoid .....)< br> ---- with fresh green bean tomato avoid debilitating. ---
crab with fresh persimmon avoid diarrhea.
---- pear with fresh goose avoid renal injury. Avoid honey ----
with fresh onions hurt the eyes.
---- eggplant with fresh blackfish avoid stomach pain.
Turtle bogey amaranth ---- with food poisoning.
preserved eggs, brown sugar ---- bogey made with fresh vomit.
ginseng avoid food product food stagnation with radish ---- gas.
bogey persimmon wine with fresh heart ---- boring.
dog + will be bursting with fresh green beans ---- belly, eat spinach thirty-two can be cured.
saccharin + sweet ---- will be poisoned with food, water to drink with 20 grams of licorice. Huang
garlic + ---- with food will affect the absorption of nutrients.
chestnut + duck ---- the same food poisoning. (Wonder ... If this is not a chestnut roast duck can not eat)
---- milk, milk + sugar in the case of heated reaction with fructose, fructose amino acids produce toxic, harmful to human.
with fresh garlic + onion ---- will Shang Wei.
Yanggan + ---- with fresh bamboo shoots can cause poisoning.
calcium tofu tofu + ---- shallot, green onion contains a certain amount of oxalic acid, two common food, combined into calcium oxalate, easy to absorb. (Can not eat onion tofu)
---- Watermelon + lamb with fresh debilitating, can be used 100 grams of licorice Jianshui service.
spinach + Cucumber ---- with vitamin C rich foods eaten together, it will destroy the vitamin C do. (Not much chance of damage)
---- with garlic + dog food can cause poisoning, can the employer milk, dark juice treatment.
cucumber + celery ---- with food will reduce the absorption of nutrients.
peanut + Cucumber ---- the same food beverages, you can land jiangshui detoxification. Patchouli can also eat pills. (The note with a side dish)
Ophiopogon + carp ---- the same food poisoning, can land jiangshui detoxification.
persimmon + crabs with food will get sick, poisoned.
honey + stomach with food will be rice.
celery + turtle to eat will be poisoned, you can use olive juice detoxification.
MSG + eggs also contain glutamate ---- eggs, fried eggs, MSG, will destroy the natural flavor and cover eggs. (Fortunately, less cooking, just do not know someone put a no)
shrimp + dates the same food poisoning.
sesame chicken + will die with serious food, with licorice with a decoction.
serious goose + persimmon with food will die. Can green beans Shuijianbi. Milk Chocolate + ----
both easy to eat the same form insoluble calcium oxalate, dry hair will appear. (Nervous)
Yanggan + red beans with food can cause poisoning, you can use chicken droppings white detoxification.
milk + fruit juice ---- acidic drinks, can affect the absorption of protein clots and reduce milk nutrition.
Milk + Orange ---- just drank to oranges, affecting digestion and absorption, but also makes abdominal distension, abdominal pain, diarrhea. (Looks like a happened Oh ~!)
---- Brown sugar, soy milk + brown sugar, organic acids and denatured milk proteins combine to produce sediment, reducing the nutritional value.
---- Turnip + fungus with food will be dermatitis.
tomato + potato ---- with food will be stones, vomiting, abdominal pain, diarrhea.
persimmon + potatoes ---- eat potatoes, the stomach produces hydrochloric acid, persimmons in the role of gastric acid precipitation, difficult to digest difficult to discharge.
soy + pig blood with food will be indigestion. ----
tomato + liver liver vitamin C oxidation to oxygen, ascorbic acid so that it lost its original function.
liver + ---- cauliflower cauliflower with sweet and sour cellulose residues in the aldehyde and liver iron, copper, zinc and other micro-forming chelates. ----
honey + curd with food can cause deafness, eat green beans can be treated.
liver + liver sprouts ---- bean sprouts in the copper will accelerate the oxidation of vitamin c and lose their nutritional value.
---- jujube + fish + green onions with fresh tomato + carrot will dyspepsia
---- vitamin c rich foods combined with food, the vitamin C will be destroyed. (Often destroyed ~!)
Yogurt + banana with the food is easy to produce carcinogens. (Wow, incredible)
milk + milk and chives ---- leek mixture containing oxalic acid and more food, it will affect the absorption of calcium. ---- ten eggs, eggs, milk
mucus protein in milk trade and trypsin in combination, easy to absorb. (Although it is known, as if still in this match)
base + porridge ---- Vitamin B1, B2, niacin and vitamin C in the acid in the cable is very stable, easily in an alkaline environment decomposition.
---- fish + tomato food vitamin C will produce heavy volume analysis of copper inhibition.
tomato + cucumber ---- cucumber contains vitamin C claims enzyme, with fresh tomatoes in vitamin C could have been destroyed. (Again destroyed ~! Poor day-dimensional C)
with fresh fruit + carrot susceptible to goiter. (More scary, this match seems to have a lot of)
---- carrot + carrot radish enzyme destruction of ascorbic acid with vitamin turnip C, the lower nutritional value. (No wonder every day I add a little dimension C did not effect ~!)
Hope that we usually also pay attention to the body ~!
avoid saccharin ---- eggs with food poisoning and death.
avoid tofu with fresh honey ---- deafness. ----
with fresh pig's blood kelp avoid constipation.
Avoid potatoes with fresh banana ---- Health and freckles. (Can not just eat a banana next time ~!)
Beef with fresh inflation bogey ---- dead brown sugar.
dog food is the same bogey ---- dead eel.
avoid snail meat food product with food ---- Complex expansion.
---- celery avoid rabbits off the hair with the food. (Avoid .....)< br> ---- with fresh green bean tomato avoid debilitating. ---
crab with fresh persimmon avoid diarrhea.
---- pear with fresh goose avoid renal injury. Avoid honey ----
with fresh onions hurt the eyes.
---- eggplant with fresh blackfish avoid stomach pain.
Turtle bogey amaranth ---- with food poisoning.
preserved eggs, brown sugar ---- bogey made with fresh vomit.
ginseng avoid food product food stagnation with radish ---- gas.
bogey persimmon wine with fresh heart ---- boring.
dog + will be bursting with fresh green beans ---- belly, eat spinach thirty-two can be cured.
saccharin + sweet ---- will be poisoned with food, water to drink with 20 grams of licorice. Huang
garlic + ---- with food will affect the absorption of nutrients.
chestnut + duck ---- the same food poisoning. (Wonder ... If this is not a chestnut roast duck can not eat)
---- milk, milk + sugar in the case of heated reaction with fructose, fructose amino acids produce toxic, harmful to human.
with fresh garlic + onion ---- will Shang Wei.
Yanggan + ---- with fresh bamboo shoots can cause poisoning.
calcium tofu tofu + ---- shallot, green onion contains a certain amount of oxalic acid, two common food, combined into calcium oxalate, easy to absorb. (Can not eat onion tofu)
---- Watermelon + lamb with fresh debilitating, can be used 100 grams of licorice Jianshui service.
spinach + Cucumber ---- with vitamin C rich foods eaten together, it will destroy the vitamin C do. (Not much chance of damage)
---- with garlic + dog food can cause poisoning, can the employer milk, dark juice treatment.
cucumber + celery ---- with food will reduce the absorption of nutrients.
peanut + Cucumber ---- the same food beverages, you can land jiangshui detoxification. Patchouli can also eat pills. (The note with a side dish)
Ophiopogon + carp ---- the same food poisoning, can land jiangshui detoxification.
persimmon + crabs with food will get sick, poisoned.
honey + stomach with food will be rice.
celery + turtle to eat will be poisoned, you can use olive juice detoxification.
MSG + eggs also contain glutamate ---- eggs, fried eggs, MSG, will destroy the natural flavor and cover eggs. (Fortunately, less cooking, just do not know someone put a no)
shrimp + dates the same food poisoning.
sesame chicken + will die with serious food, with licorice with a decoction.
serious goose + persimmon with food will die. Can green beans Shuijianbi. Milk Chocolate + ----
both easy to eat the same form insoluble calcium oxalate, dry hair will appear. (Nervous)
Yanggan + red beans with food can cause poisoning, you can use chicken droppings white detoxification.
milk + fruit juice ---- acidic drinks, can affect the absorption of protein clots and reduce milk nutrition.
Milk + Orange ---- just drank to oranges, affecting digestion and absorption, but also makes abdominal distension, abdominal pain, diarrhea. (Looks like a happened Oh ~!)
---- Brown sugar, soy milk + brown sugar, organic acids and denatured milk proteins combine to produce sediment, reducing the nutritional value.
---- Turnip + fungus with food will be dermatitis.
tomato + potato ---- with food will be stones, vomiting, abdominal pain, diarrhea.
persimmon + potatoes ---- eat potatoes, the stomach produces hydrochloric acid, persimmons in the role of gastric acid precipitation, difficult to digest difficult to discharge.
soy + pig blood with food will be indigestion. ----
tomato + liver liver vitamin C oxidation to oxygen, ascorbic acid so that it lost its original function.
liver + ---- cauliflower cauliflower with sweet and sour cellulose residues in the aldehyde and liver iron, copper, zinc and other micro-forming chelates. ----
honey + curd with food can cause deafness, eat green beans can be treated.
liver + liver sprouts ---- bean sprouts in the copper will accelerate the oxidation of vitamin c and lose their nutritional value.
---- jujube + fish + green onions with fresh tomato + carrot will dyspepsia
---- vitamin c rich foods combined with food, the vitamin C will be destroyed. (Often destroyed ~!)
Yogurt + banana with the food is easy to produce carcinogens. (Wow, incredible)
milk + milk and chives ---- leek mixture containing oxalic acid and more food, it will affect the absorption of calcium. ---- ten eggs, eggs, milk
mucus protein in milk trade and trypsin in combination, easy to absorb. (Although it is known, as if still in this match)
base + porridge ---- Vitamin B1, B2, niacin and vitamin C in the acid in the cable is very stable, easily in an alkaline environment decomposition.
---- fish + tomato food vitamin C will produce heavy volume analysis of copper inhibition.
tomato + cucumber ---- cucumber contains vitamin C claims enzyme, with fresh tomatoes in vitamin C could have been destroyed. (Again destroyed ~! Poor day-dimensional C)
with fresh fruit + carrot susceptible to goiter. (More scary, this match seems to have a lot of)
---- carrot + carrot radish enzyme destruction of ascorbic acid with vitamin turnip C, the lower nutritional value. (No wonder every day I add a little dimension C did not effect ~!)
Hope that we usually also pay attention to the body ~!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Le Song Bijie people .
Bijie people living there are free and easy comfort every day corn drink , tofu sell many corners , the boss will not wave a wordy
South Gate Bridge, eh many people literally , a person must walk to suffer Daojiao feet , took to the streets eh are a few guys, buy a balloon, buy a newspaper and began poking around ~
( brothers , go shopping grams )
at young people to spend the night Life, a few friends about starting grams of drink table , there is beauty in the side that you do not drink even the body in the fire, drinking Weng Po
to some older two liked the whole pot , not a big brand , but also To luck , like Kazakhstan ~ Well, head ~ ~ this is life
to even Tianhe Road , laid-off workers jobs at , to see which have to do, would like to thank the Communist Party would also like to thank the government ~ to the ah ah we support to help us along
grams is poured down on the Milky reservoirs, fish Children in travel, shrimp in the running, farmers in the kind of hasty , ( yo Western style thing down even )
( Which ghost hey ~ you know , people are kind of eh corn )
go rope Park Road , you funny girl you see Shen Diaoxia not far ah , ah is a calf who wore suits, pants wearing pants HIPHOP
(~~~~ ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ah is crazy ~ ~)
Bijie people eh life, challenge you eh vision, the son of some hair to fall eh girls learn to pull a hair over 30 , spent a lot of people say ~ very nice people eh oh ~
Bijie life, funny Is the wave of a happy , learning to be a sold Baba Kazakhstan action, 3.40 grams per day were sold , people still rely on relationships buy eh oh
ah Bijie people yell, the whole Guizhou famous eh oh ~
have spent to close the book to sell
waste briquettes , briquettes ,
demon curd tofu ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Bijie people eh life, full of joy, every day is so ah over , but all say it is, this is the effect we want eh eh
Bijie people live , funny is the wave of a happy , Like Chuilatanchang , like nonsense , but ~ ~ But this is life ~
yo , you're even on color.
South Gate Bridge, eh many people literally , a person must walk to suffer Daojiao feet , took to the streets eh are a few guys, buy a balloon, buy a newspaper and began poking around ~
( brothers , go shopping grams )
at young people to spend the night Life, a few friends about starting grams of drink table , there is beauty in the side that you do not drink even the body in the fire, drinking Weng Po
to some older two liked the whole pot , not a big brand , but also To luck , like Kazakhstan ~ Well, head ~ ~ this is life
to even Tianhe Road , laid-off workers jobs at , to see which have to do, would like to thank the Communist Party would also like to thank the government ~ to the ah ah we support to help us along
grams is poured down on the Milky reservoirs, fish Children in travel, shrimp in the running, farmers in the kind of hasty , ( yo Western style thing down even )
( Which ghost hey ~ you know , people are kind of eh corn )
go rope Park Road , you funny girl you see Shen Diaoxia not far ah , ah is a calf who wore suits, pants wearing pants HIPHOP
(~~~~ ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ah is crazy ~ ~)
Bijie people eh life, challenge you eh vision, the son of some hair to fall eh girls learn to pull a hair over 30 , spent a lot of people say ~ very nice people eh oh ~
Bijie life, funny Is the wave of a happy , learning to be a sold Baba Kazakhstan action, 3.40 grams per day were sold , people still rely on relationships buy eh oh
ah Bijie people yell, the whole Guizhou famous eh oh ~
have spent to close the book to sell
waste briquettes , briquettes ,
demon curd tofu ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Bijie people eh life, full of joy, every day is so ah over , but all say it is, this is the effect we want eh eh
Bijie people live , funny is the wave of a happy , Like Chuilatanchang , like nonsense , but ~ ~ But this is life ~
yo , you're even on color.
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